What is Hell Like?

A man died and went to hell.  The devil greeted him and gave him a tour.  He asked the man, “Do you like to smoke?”  The man replied, “Oh sure, I love to smoke.”  “Great,” said the devil, “You’re going to love Mondays here.  We have everything you can imagine to smoke: tobacco, weed, whatever.  All the best.”

“How about alcohol?  Do you like to drink?” asked the devil.  “Oh sure,” said the man.  “Well,” said the devil, “you’re going to love it on Tuesdays around here.  We bring in all kinds of liquor – vodka, whisky, beer, tequila, whatever you want.”

‘Wow,’ thought the man, ‘hell is a pretty cool place.  I think I’m going to like it here.’

The devil continued, “How about homosexuality?  Are you into that?”  “No way!” cried the man.  “Oh,” said the devil, “You’re going to hate Wednesdays.”