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What is Hell Like?

A man died and went to hell.  The devil greeted him and gave him a tour.  He asked the man, “Do you like to smoke?”  The man replied, “Oh sure, I love to smoke.”  “Great,” said the devil, “You’re going to love Mondays here.  We have everything you can imagine to smoke: tobacco, weed, whatever.  All the best.”

“How about alcohol?  Do you like to drink?” asked the devil.  “Oh sure,” said the man.  “Well,” said the devil, “you’re going to love it on Tuesdays around here.  We bring in all kinds of liquor – vodka, whisky, beer, tequila, whatever you want.”

‘Wow,’ thought the man, ‘hell is a pretty cool place.  I think I’m going to like it here.’

The devil continued, “How about homosexuality?  Are you into that?”  “No way!” cried the man.  “Oh,” said the devil, “You’re going to hate Wednesdays.”

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Categories: Eschatology, Humor
  1. February 26, 2008 at 1:17 am

    I shouldn’t laugh. But I just did!

  2. wanchanken
    February 26, 2008 at 12:45 pm

    I’ve heard it before. But it’s still very funny =)

  3. June 16, 2009 at 6:03 am

    RT JONES,

    “Hell is real: what the ears have never heard, what the eyes have never seen!” – Prophet Muhammad s.a.w.

    Alhaj

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